terd mobile

A man that has spiced his shit-ass car, and thinks that he (and his car) are the best thing on the streets. Usually its a Honda Civic with a plastic spoiler, and no muffler.

Dude, ur ridin a terd mobile, dont even try to race me.

Nice Civic bitch, sounds like ur lawn mower hit a cat n u put the engine in ur already shit-ass car.

terd mobile by goosemangrey May 24, 2007

tardmobile 

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.

Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.

tardmobile by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

tardmobile 

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.

Tardman! To the tardmobile!

tardmobile by B-Drac November 19, 2003