tentric

A word that means anything you want it to mean.

Quit being so tentric. In other words quit being such a bi$#%.

by MEdiego November 16, 2007

Tantric Sex

Having sex in very long periods for the purpose of becoming closer and uniting as one. Originated from the Sanskrit word "Tantra" meaning woven together.

"I am so exhausted! My husband has been getting really into tantric sex lately and he's keeping me up all night."

by Fcknweirdo.o May 24, 2015

Tantric Television

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.

I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.

by Ralph Marathon April 27, 2012

tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

Tantric fart

A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.

I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!

by Jane Moneypenny December 5, 2007

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

tantric

a spiritual, sexual science

Once you go tantric you won't go back -Sex and the City

by Dont Know November 21, 2004