tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.

"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"

tennis head by firefreckle May 2, 2018

Tennis Ball Head 

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.

A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

Tennis Ball Head by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021

Tennis Ball Head 

A thin, fuzzy layer of short hair on a black woman's head. This hair is usually about 2-5 cm in length. This makes their hair resemble a tennis ball.

-You see that black lady's haircut?

-HA! She's got a tennis ball head!

Tennis Ball Head by JIMINY JOE April 26, 2011

talking head tennis 

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

talking head tennis by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017