tender tuff

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an erection. when you get a hard on. booner

Man,I got a tender tuff looking at that ass

tender tuff by Mama2cita September 6, 2007

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tenderpuff

One who becomes defensive and offended by something that someone of sound backbone and mind would find minimally offensive; particularly when what is said goes aginst their particular belief(s).

"Awwww the tenderpuff evangelicals are up in arms about the president coming under fire for sleeping with a pornstar."

"The tenderpuff tranny kid got offended when i called it a 'him' instead of 'her'.

tenderpuff by MegaSuperAwesome February 27, 2018

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tenderpuff

An individual who is typically offended, or goes on the defensive when they find a comment or gesture to be offensive to their perspective viewpoint.

The tenderpuff evangelicals replied with an uproar when criticized for supporting the president when he had (allegedly) cornholed a pornstar and bragged about grabbing pussies and kissing women because he can.

The tenderpuff tranny freak took offense to the fact I called it a "he", rather than a "she".

tenderpuff by MegaSuperAwesome February 28, 2018

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026