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telepatash is when u have crazy thelepathic skillz and 11 crazy famous celebrity people like theo von dave chapelle action bronson some death ones and some of wich the names i do not wish to mention ... was only aloud to mention famous known celebs and not aloud to mention any unknowns unno...anyways,,, who also have crazy telepathic skills invite u on a crazy cruise called (the dreampatsah)( This Tahiti-based Lagoon 620 features 6 cabins, 6 heads, and all the luxuries you expect. Sail through this verdant oasis – it’s surrounded by turquoise-blue seas and populated by people whose friendliness is legendary. Let our crew show you Tahiti how you’ve never seen it before on this world-class catamaran.) and your stuck on this cruise but the whole world whil label u crazy bcous U be wippin shit up in the kitchen with tha(t big ol elephant) action bronsolino and u be out on the balckony smoking sigs with dave chapelle and courtny love thinking it to be the deck of the cruise any time just anybody not just anybody could show up and make u laugh so mtf loud best feeling ever( telepatashme)can be very dangerous...try not to laugh so loud when talking to fellow( telepatashian) cruisemembers try soft whispering ...if the astroligy police finds out u out on a dreampatash being a telepatashian without u being a famous celeb mentioned by so many in the urban dictionary u could really get in big trouble ...
me:theo von invited me on one of his crazy (telepatashic ) cruises again
You:oooh so theooo von "that famous mtv roadrullers reality tv celebrity dutch southern crazy perv comedian"whom u love so dear! (like a brother0 has gone telepatash too?
ME:yeah me too...and it got me into a lot of trouble when the astroligy police found out i too was telepatashing ...
You:didnt the astroligy police know that u are one of them? i mean a telepatashian?
ME:NO they must have thought i was facking it ...being a cleb and al...
telepatash by barbello January 15, 2019
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Guy who always knows what you are thinking and will play horrible, horrible mind games with you until you concede. Very stubborn, approach with caution.
Telepath> I know what you are thinking
Robin> What?
Telepath> Mhm.. Its ok girl just accept it.
telepath by Bibbidybobbidyboop October 7, 2014

Telepath cunt

A cunt that likes to wisper to her friends in an extremely irritating high pitch frequincy so nobody can here them talking mad shit about bullshit like a shallow cunt.
Sally was in the doctors office with her mom and notice a guy pick his nose so they start wispiring to eachother at ultra sound frequincies like a telepath cunt
Telepath cunt by superiorbreed December 22, 2018

telepatism 

when u n ya mans is equally acoustic so ya together are ✨telepatistic✨ or have telepatism

pronunciation: tele-puh-tizm
nigga got telepatism😭
telepatism by Mr.HumpYaFuckinButt January 17, 2024

doble elefante telepata de guerra 

es u n doble elefante telepata de guerra
-Mira! Trajeron a su doble elefante telepata de guerra!!!
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