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telepath

Guy who always knows what you are thinking and will play horrible, horrible mind games with you until you concede. Very stubborn, approach with caution.
Telepath> I know what you are thinking
Robin> What?
Telepath> Mhm.. Its ok girl just accept it.
by Bibbidybobbidyboop October 7, 2014
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Telepath cunt

A cunt that likes to wisper to her friends in an extremely irritating high pitch frequincy so nobody can here them talking mad shit about bullshit like a shallow cunt.
Sally was in the doctors office with her mom and notice a guy pick his nose so they start wispiring to eachother at ultra sound frequincies like a telepath cunt
by superiorbreed December 22, 2018
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telepanhandler

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.
"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.
by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005
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White Telepathy

The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes
White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.
by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013
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Squad Telepathy

1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or

2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"

2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered

Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016
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telepathic hug

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug
i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota
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feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014
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