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That movie was teh win.

<guy_1> What's 3 + 4?
<guy_2> 7.
<guy_1> teh win
teh win by Lav March 26, 2003
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Lame phrase thought up by internet nerds who have nothing better to do than sit on IRC and create catch-phrases from other people's typos. A pop culture thing.
the new lame-ass computer game that we're all obsessed with is TEH WIN!
Teh Win by Nikki November 5, 2004
Originally a misspelling of "the win", it took on a life of its own.

A way to show that something is utterly superior. Exact opposite of something that is epic fail.

First appeared during frequent raiding in Everquest 1.
Guy1: I just bought a double-chocolate chip cookie - it's teh_win.

Eq_Raider01: I hope we down Vindi tonight - his drops are teh_win.
teh_win by Saelaru June 9, 2009

I am teh win 

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.
steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

you win teh prize!!! 

from some website, best desciped as thus
"argueing on the internet is like runnign in the special olympics, even if you win you are still a spastic"

a term to deride somebodys achivements or to just take the piss out of them
for doign somethign or beign someone stupid
him :I OWNEDYOUR ASS ON Q3 LAST NIGHT FO SHIZZLE!!!!!!

you : you win teh prize!!!

I R Teh Winrar 

When you want to congratulate yourself on a job well done and don't mind sounding like a geeky dumbass.

Don't let anyone tell you you're using it wrong, it's not some computer-y thing, it's a statement of your coolness.

Plus it rhymes.
"I just put my pants on the right way, I R Teh Winrar!"
I R Teh Winrar by KittyButt September 29, 2009

Teh WinRAR 

A derivitave of 'The Winner', Teh WinRAR is something you say when you win.
Teh WinRAR by Teh WinRAR October 16, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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