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Smoker's Teeth 

A reference to the fact that semen is not a pure white color, but an off white color. A person who doesn't smoke would have pure white teeth, but a smoker's teeth would be off white.

Also coined as a gaming term, used when you have defeated your opponent; referencing that you have defiled your opponent by busting a load of man gravy on their face.
I busted smoker's teeth on that dude's face when I got a headshot on him in Resistance: Fall of Man.

You are about to get some smoker's teeth after I own you at Modern Warfare 2.
Smoker's Teeth by BiggChief61 December 6, 2010

Hen's Teeth 

Something that is very rare or difficult to find.
That part is harder to find than hen's teeth.
Hen's Teeth by ratfeast September 9, 2016

Hen's Teeth 

Hen's teeth means that something is difficult to acquire or come by. This alludes to the fact that Hen's do not grow teeth, that if they did, they would be rare and somewhat sought after. Generally used as a comparison against something?
John needs to understand that popular games on the first day of release are like Hen's teeth.
Hen's Teeth by Bupod July 28, 2011

bare one's teeth 

to reveal the true nature or colors completely. to reveal the ugly side of human nature.
People in Dogville bare their teeth. (bare one's teeth: change the word form when necessary.)
bare one's teeth by Leila Lee January 15, 2007

Hell's Teeth

Exclamation uttered by an individual witnessing something truly awe-inspiring and breath-taking yet ultimately comical and downright ludicrous. Invented at Bredbury Comprehensive School (see Werneth High School) in the autumn of 1988 when 1st year students came into contact with Dave Preston and his monolithic incisors.

Preston's leviathanic gnashers were so much admired by his fellow peers that anything as ground-breakingly ridiculous as them would be saluted with the mixed oath "Hell's teeth" in respect for the goofy fucker's handicap.
"Have you seen Jordan and Peter's kids? They look like a mad scientist's beauty pageant experiment gone wrong. Hell's teeth."
Hell's Teeth by Craig Ashton February 11, 2010

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day 

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!