Tech support company that provides Windows, Mac, Google, Amazon, Ebay, BestBuy, Antivirus and Firewall tech support. They can only recieve payments in Google Play Gift Cards. They have a weird accent, but that's because they're from another state.
Phone Call: Warning: We are calling you to inform you that your Firewall registration has expired, and you'll be charged 399 dollars for it's renewal. If you don't want to renew your registration, please call us to recieve your refund.
*Grandma calls*
Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?
Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.