Tech support company that provides Windows, Mac, Google, Amazon, Ebay, BestBuy, Antivirus and Firewall tech support. They can only recieve payments in Google Play Gift Cards. They have a weird accent, but that's because they're from another state.
Phone Call: Warning: We are calling you to inform you that your Firewall registration has expired, and you'll be charged 399 dollars for it's renewal. If you don't want to renew your registration, please call us to recieve your refund.
*Grandma calls*
Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?
Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!