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Techsupportistan 

Proper noun: The fictional country in which telephone technical support representatives with thick accents live.
"The tech. support guy on the other end of the phone is calling me 'Mister Joe'. He must live in Techsupportistan."
Techsupportistan by FuLoRi December 12, 2008

Techpunjabi Techsupport 

Tech support company that provides Windows, Mac, Google, Amazon, Ebay, BestBuy, Antivirus and Firewall tech support. They can only recieve payments in Google Play Gift Cards. They have a weird accent, but that's because they're from another state.
Phone Call: Warning: We are calling you to inform you that your Firewall registration has expired, and you'll be charged 399 dollars for it's renewal. If you don't want to renew your registration, please call us to recieve your refund.

*Grandma calls*

Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?

Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.