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techtosterone 

Techtosterone: (n) The male hormone the drives them to want and oogle technology and gizmos.
"Man, want a new computer, cell phone, and PDA... my techtosterone levels are critical!"
techtosterone by AJ May 6, 2005

techster 

A hipster with a penchant for technology; technophiles with a sense of style.
"The guy wearing skinny jeans, a cardigan and a buffalo check shirt is a blogger for Gizmodo? Wow, he's such a techster."
techster by Ahnser February 23, 2008

TechMaster8376 

TechMaster8376 is a meme man. The short form of TechMaster8376 is Tech. He enjoys stonks memes and will hopefully help you enjoy them too. If you do something weird, Tech will be A N G E R Y at you, and will commit several homicides inclusive of you and your loved ones. However, f you are good he will be wholesome toward you. Tech also plays roblox and is a part of The Nighthawk Imperium.
Did you hear TechMaster8376 say "stonks?" If you haven't you don't know him very well.

technosterone 

1. n. What fuels a passionate conversation about technology.

2. n. What a technosexual produces when they hear or talk about their favorite subject.
You could feel the technosterone emanating from the audience as Steve Jobs prepared to announce what had already been revealed by mac rumor sites the day before.
technosterone by maztik8r April 12, 2007

MechMaster621 

Imbecile child who thinks it is funny to add lewd definitions of people he has distaste towards, and is then too chickenshit to name himself as the source, so he/she cites other persons.
Stop being a MechMaster621, it's embarrassing everybody in the room. *blushes*
MechMaster621 by R4wk3R April 7, 2005

techastrophe 

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology
Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
techastrophe by jwiebers January 16, 2011