Tech-tarded 

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

Tech-tarded by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded 

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

tech-tarded by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

Tech-tarded 

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

Tech-tarded by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech-tarded 

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

Tech-tarded by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

techtarded 

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

Techtarded 

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..

I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.

Techtarded by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

techtarded 

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

techtarded by Jamie L. May 15, 2005