either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.
guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
by the situation December 16, 2012
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