A member of the tea party who is also a hillbilly. Teabillies are often angry, ignorant, god-fearin', bible thumpin', science-denyin', gun-totin', GOP-talkin'-point-parrotin' racist homophobic misogynists. Highly susceptible to Obama derangement syndrome.
Obama: "Let me be clear..."
Skeeter: "BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!! BENGHAZI!!!"
Me: "Wow, Skeeter sure is a bona fide teabilly!"
A tab can mean acid but it can also mean tabby cat as in tabby pussy and illy means flash, cool, quirky, different so put them together and you get tabilly a pussy on acid that's flash and cool
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"