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Tea-Water 

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.
1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
Tea-Water by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

bong water tea 

revolutionary tea containing used bongwater invented at Brown St Newcastle Australia. Allows people that cant smoke to get stoned, wihout needing to shell out for any weed.
"Hey Huw, dirnk this bong water tea I made."
"OK."
"How does it taste?"
"Great!"
"Are you stoned?"
"Ahh.. Yeah!"
bong water tea by div November 11, 2004

Water Based Tea 

Water Based Tea is the best drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Water Based Tea is a complete winner who has a ton of high achieving goals and plenty opportunities of success. Water Based Tea Drinkers are strong life forms and could knock out anyone (especially Milk Based Tea Drinkers easily) The leader of Water Based Tea gang is “Ginger Snap Ganon” who is a famous Italian mobster/ rapper/youtuber/mixed martial artist. Ginger is so good at martial arts that it has been reported he whooped the ass of Milk Based Tea leader “Gomank” in the streets of Brighton. Water Based Tea has a ton of supporters, prominent examples include famous Latin American Reggaeton artist Jose Herrera aka “Jatari” and Emo artist “Rose Boy”. Ginger Snap Ganon is running representing the Water Based Tea party along with his vice “Rose Boy”. Water Based Tea is far superior to Milk Based Tea.
He drinks Water Based Tea? Oh, his dick is big
Water Based Tea by Rose Boy October 22, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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