tawkward

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn

Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are

by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

Talkward

adj. The feeling of awkwardness that overwhelms two people when they haven't seen or heard from each other for a prolonged number of years. This excrutiatingly uncomfortable feeling is often amplified if the two people used to be great friends and chatted frequently.

Boy 1 : "...Hi!... long time no see..."

Girl 1 : "Ahaha- yeh, so what are you doing these days?"

Boy 1 : "Um... i'm still in the same business, you?"

Girl 1 : "Yeh, same case with me..."

Boy 1 : "Um... well I best be off, i've got frozen groceries in the car... "

Girl 1 : "Ok- Bye..."

Boy 2 : "Wow, I though you two were going out for a couple of years!? That convo went totally talkward..."

by niveartline January 25, 2009

twakward

adj.
1. To be a combo of tall and lanky, with little or no visible muscle
2. To look geeky or nerdy
3.A combination of the two; esp. an awkward combination

Wow, that boy is so twakward!

by ilovetwakwards July 6, 2011

Tawkwardness

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness

Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......

by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Talkward

When someone starts up a awkward conversation out of no where

Mom: Let's talk about the birds & the Bess
Stranger: I don't even know you, get away from me with this Talkward conversation

by Amidgey February 8, 2015

talkward

talkward
adj.
unease over talking a lot

"i've been talking so much, i feel talkward."

by tess jr February 4, 2009

talkward texting

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.

1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"

by spankyy420 April 12, 2011