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tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.
Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.
by stogination October 15, 2013
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Tangled Slinky

The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.
I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.
by Joe Shmo 26 February 13, 2015
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Tangled Stinky

When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there
person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do
by Tangled stinky man August 14, 2016
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