A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.
David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010
Get the tampon farmermug.