tamp-zag

The use of a tampon paper to roll a joint

I ran out of zig zags so I used a tampon paper to roll a joint. Dawning the tamp-zag.

by Vroth'Aari May 6, 2010

Tamp Stamp

If someone sports a tramp stamp...it likely indicates they spend a lot of time "tramping" (translation: they are a slut). When someone exhibits expert tamping skill, it likely indicates they spend a lot of time "tamping" (translation: they are a coffee slut).

"Nice tamp stamp dude...coffee much?"

by Warp42 August 12, 2016

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Tamp Cramp

When a female puts a tampon in, which decides not to cooperate and causes her entire lower body to seize up in terrible pain.

Gina: AAAAAAHHHH WTF!@#$%^&*!!!
Val: Oh man, she's having a tamp cramp.

by wild oranges December 2, 2009

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Tamp my fuzz

When someone crosses a line by getting in your bubble, talking to your girl, stealing the bartender or whatever

"Bro, that douche over there was trying to tamp my fuzz while you were in the bathroom"

by TLe93 February 3, 2009

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Tamp-punt

While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.

Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"

Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.

Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."

by aantlion August 11, 2009

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