A young child of mexican descent. They are usually seen in big-box stores (i.e. Target, Wal-Mart) across the southwestern U.S.
by reverenderyk December 28, 2006
by beaker411 May 28, 2007
A Tucson Tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. Then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. Then you can throw it at whatever you would like.
by Coyote Q September 5, 2008
by Just Born April 3, 2008
The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.
"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"
by Mary Jane January 26, 2015
When a male puts a condom on his dick, sprays mace on it, then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman.
by Altars6 December 1, 2009
by Wuhan Slick September 15, 2009