This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).

"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012

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Hot Tamale Train

A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.

Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."

Hot Tamale Train by J Lig June 26, 2008

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hot tamale

A confident yet not conceited and super sexy female who turns heads at every corner. She owns every room she goes in, always is the center of attention, has tons of charisma. All her female friends want to be like her, and all the guys want to sleep with her.

"Wow, that girl Amanda is The Hot Tamale of that group"

hot tamale by Tall May 8, 2013

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Hot tamale

An extremely hot redhead!

Guy 1: "Dayum, you see the redhead?"
Guy 2: "yeah she's definitely a hot tamale!"
Guy 1: "what??"
Guy 2: " hot tamale=hot redhead"
Guy 1: " I like it!!"

Hot tamale by Stone5 December 5, 2013

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