Talking Rhubarb 

To talk complete nonsense, usually in a repetitive manner, or / and for a prolonged period. To spout verbal diarrhoea, usually to an audience of participating idiots. if the word absolute is used predominantly, then this used to accentuate the synonym 'Rhubarb'. Whilst there is no actual word that has an identical meaning, disregarding the association to the plant of the name. Often two words can be used to inflect the same meaning. Examples of this would be 'talking dog shit', 'talking broken biscuits', 'spouting shit' and talking out your 'arse / or ass pipe'

Mick, can you do us all a favour and stop talking rhubarb.

All that guy has done all night is talk absolute rhubarb, he needs to give it a rest.

I went to a party last night, and it was full of undesirables, there was this one guy that just sat there and talked rhubarb all night.

He must have been on drugs, because he didn't stop talking for over 8 hours and not one part of it made the slightest bit of sense - I've never seen someone talk absolute rhubarb like this guy did. It was like an assault on the ears.

Talking Rhubarb by bradsbadluck July 29, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012