Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. by anonymous January 9, 2021

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

don't take this the wrong way, but 

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.

don't take this the wrong way, but by danpinole January 16, 2008

taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment

i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

taken to the cleaners by amycocoa June 2, 2014

Taken to the fridge

Originally inspired by the famous "cmon Cranky, take it to the fridge" from the DK Rap, being taken to the fridge mean being defeated or destroyed, similar to getting rekt.

Damn, 10 to nothing? They just got taken to the fridge!

Taken to the fridge by CrazyMadMan May 5, 2016

token't

Like a token, except not so much. A bit like a token straight friend in a gay friendship group, except the straight person is NOT there to show acceptance of straight people, rather they are valued more based on who they are rather than including their orientation in the group.

Jimmy: "Oh, you've got a new straight guy in your friend group, IMAGINE having tokens lol"
Jasper: "No, Karl isn't a token straight. He's a token't: we judge on personality not on orientation!"

token't by yourgayfriend :3 June 29, 2022

Taken to school 

Verb: To be beaten very badly at something.

Andy: "I just took some kid to school on Black Ops, I beat him 30 - 2 in a 1v1."
Greg: "What a badkid."

Paul: "I got taken to school by some guy on MW3 last night. He got 21 kills in one game of search and destroy."
Dave: "Wow, he must be MLG."

Taken to school by jackb784 August 13, 2012