I'd take the wolverines 

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.

"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

I'd take the wolverines by probably pete December 19, 2006

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)

"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

take the rest of the day off by Anonymous..... October 28, 2005

when the river runs red take the dirt road 

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

when the river runs red take the dirt road by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

take the day 

Taking the day. Kind of special complimentary close.

you: see you. have a nice day!

i: thanks, you too! take the day!

take the day by berliner December 18, 2013

take the dog out 

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

take the dog out by galaxyblues August 18, 2024