tainui
That boy is a tainui
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Jaeger-tainting
The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.
Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010
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Tainus
Tainus by Rick James March 27, 2004
taintiperspirant
I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.
taintiperspirant by horetex September 25, 2010
Taintitus
Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018
tainticure
My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.
tainticure by Tits Davis December 24, 2008
Tainting the Pole
When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
Tainting the Pole by Beaflord September 17, 2018
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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