Taint Scraper

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.

That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!

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Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.

"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

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The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

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When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole

Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.

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To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.

"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."

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