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taint painting 

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.
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Taint painting 

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings
A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.
Taint painting by Hunybunz June 10, 2018

Painting The Taint 

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
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