taint paint 

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

taint paint by Migrainiac January 6, 2006

Taint Paint 

When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.

Dude...Ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.

Taint Paint by richardunn September 27, 2010

taint paint 

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

taint paint by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007

Taint Paint 

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.

Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.

Taint Paint by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

taint paint 

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

taint paint by Ryan March 14, 2005

taint paint 

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

taint paint by AFRO12 June 27, 2007

Taint Paint 

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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Taint Paint by Seanafee November 6, 2015