Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.
That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.
That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.
by deedeeda July 24, 2006
Get the taint burgler mug.A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.
"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011
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