by FreshFlavor April 26, 2015
Get the taddy slap mug.The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
See also Bungle’s finger.
- Can also refer to the act of defecating.
- Variant of turtle’s head.
See also Bungle’s finger.
- Can also refer to the act of defecating.
- Variant of turtle’s head.
“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”
by Rize June 19, 2006
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by Taddy Sack July 4, 2017
Get the taddy sac mug.Named after a dog named Teddy (AKA Tedford Stevens III, the dog) who is had his eye pulled out by a larger dog and spent two weeks in recovery after being hit by a car. The disease is characterized by extreme impusiveness, ignorance, irrationality, and belief in their own inteligence, and/or athletic prowess. In some cases, there is a delusion of grandeur. In reality, Teddy's disease patients are victims of their own bad reasoning. They constantly get into trouble in every way possible. They see no problem walking down a crime infested street, and they typically drive very badly resulting in multiple car accidents before the age of 25. Patients usually live a long life, but their lives are full of problems and they are never really able to "get it together."
Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.
Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.
Jackie was in another car accident? Jeez, that's the third one this year. You know, he might have undiagnosed Teddy's disease.
Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.
Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.
by vordmeister June 12, 2011
Get the teddy's disease mug.Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.
(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
by autopatch December 6, 2019
Get the Schrödinger’s Tiddy mug.A phrase uttered by someone to ask where one of their friends is; can be used jokingly, but also when the situation causes distress.
(After awaking in a drunken haze)
John: Where's Teddy?
Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.
John: Where's Teddy?
Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.
by Asian_Stanford_Kid June 20, 2011
Get the Where's Teddy? mug.A person who sucks up to a drug dealer, but the dealer likes them because they overcharge them for easy money. “Teddy” references teddy bear, meaning they often appear harmless and easy to rob.
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