Taco Vendor 

Someone whom has no education and no career established. Can also be used to describe a person whom has nothing going for him/her and has no desire to improve.

My friend has no job and recently dropped all his classes, he's such a Taco Vendor!

Taco Vendor by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

taco vendor 

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites

That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!

taco vendor by tmoney 13rotha May 2, 2009

Lost Taco Vendor 

A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.

He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.

"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"

Lost Taco Vendor by Science-is-sexy December 18, 2012

Street Taco Vendor 

A female prostitute, walking the streets.

I'm gonna go find me a nice street taco vendor in the red light district. Mexican sounds nice

Street Taco Vendor by JohnTotallyNotMyRealName Smith June 12, 2025

taco vendrito 

A taco vendrito is someone who sells tacos. The term taco vendrito comes from the root of taco vendor, but was changed to taco vendrito to be more stereotypical Spanish.

I know a great taco vendrito, he owns a restaurant downtown.

taco vendrito by Wandrito June 20, 2008

taco vender 

A dirty mexican, preferrably with sexually transmitted diseases, that prostitutes themselves for money.

Jim: Hey man I got crabs from the taco vender on the corner of 4th and 17th!
Nick: Those damn taco venders will get ya!

taco vender by Short Arm Bandit April 18, 2005

Taco Vender 

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.

Julio can be seen every day pedaling his taco cart up to the contruction site. Everyone sees Julio, and knows the mexican has arrived with the burrito supremes.

Taco Vender by Anonymous August 24, 2003