taco vendor

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites

That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!

by tmoney 13rotha May 02, 2009

Taco Vendor

Someone whom has no education and no career established. Can also be used to describe a person whom has nothing going for him/her and has no desire to improve.

My friend has no job and recently dropped all his classes, he's such a Taco Vendor!

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Lost Taco Vendor

A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.

He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.

"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"

by Science-is-sexy December 18, 2012

Street Taco Vendor

A female prostitute, walking the streets.

I'm gonna go find me a nice street taco vendor in the red light district. Mexican sounds nice

by JohnTotallyNotMyRealName Smith June 12, 2025