tachonomy 

the in-depth study of tachometers and their functions in everyday life.

tachometrists are those who study tachometers.

Andy B., a great big fop, was world-renowned in the field of tachonomy

tachonomy by yggahs March 22, 2004

Taconomics 

The act of assembling various combinations of food types and products according to how much cash one has on them, choosing from the dollar menu of budget friendly mexicana themed fast food chains (e.g. Taco Bell; Del Taco)

I was able to use my five dollars to get two different kinds of tacos and two different kinds of burritos by employing my skills in Taconomics.

Taconomics by Stereorush June 2, 2015

Technomyopia

Technological near-sightedness resulting in unintended consequences of epic proportions.

Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading device, now wives can know what their husbands are really thinking and there won't need to be anymore divorces.

Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce!

Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia.

Technomyopia by PeterPo June 3, 2009

Taxonomy 

A utopian state of the economy in which the economy is sustained solely by the taxes collected from various sources

Taxonomy is possible only if we can eliminate corruption completely.

Taxonomy by manuscrypts January 12, 2009

Taxonomy 

A stupid, overcomplicated, and outrageous way of classifying whether my toe is different than somebody else’s or the tree I my backyard. Also known as making students spent countless hours on end researching at home and struggling to understand how a giraffe is different than a godforsaken potato plant.

My taxonomy class caused a Mexican food crap to fire itself onto my ass like a torpedo even though I didn’t eat any Mexican food.

Taxonomy by TaxonomicHater September 3, 2021

Taxonomy 

As tax-filing season arrives upon the US, every year delivers the same surprising fact that, indeed, this includes you too.

“The filing deadline’s tomorrow. Did you do yours? Cuz you look too chill.”
“Yes! I paid someone to do them. The taxonomy mnemonic you suggested (TAX-OH NO!-ME!) helped me remember.”

Taxonomy by madcopywriter July 11, 2021

Taconomics 

Comparing prices of goods at stores to taco bell’s value menu.

This gallon of milk is 3.99 , taconomics tells me that i COULD get 4 Spicy soft potato tacos OR this gallon of milk. Decision is clear

Taconomics by Taco Enthusiast February 14, 2022