The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.
by Zak Kirkup March 10, 2021
A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.
In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.
by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015
A tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a butt so big that you could "eat off of it" like a table.
Ex: Male: Oooh, she so fine! Look at that tabletop booty! I love it !
Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!
Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!
by fandomlover September 1, 2015
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by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020
A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person
"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"
by satania April 11, 2005
A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.
by Tom T-Bone March 1, 2023