table topper
(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"
table topper by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008
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table tapper
table tapper by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008
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Gettysburg Tabletopper
A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.
Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.
Gettysburg Tabletopper by BTLighting February 22, 2011
Tablehopper
Someone who socializes with various groups of people. Usually used in schools from elementary to high school for people who may or may not be social butterflies but is able to be comfortable enough to switch between social groups to experience what you couldn't do in your other groups or your main group. The idea came from the presence of such groups having a usual spot in which that spot is a table and you hop between them.
Tablehopper by RoyalSoda March 24, 2019
Tale Of Sean Tipper
The tale of Sean Tipper is an urban legend, a so called ginger-giant by the name of Sean Tipper was a sinner. He stole dirty underwear, socks, wallets, money, mp3 players, change, purses, used condoms, paper planes, shots of wisers, shots of vodka, etc... Finally, one late night at Squid Park, he got punished for the committed crimes and The Power Rangers took maters in their own hands. Since then, this wild ginger creature has not yet been noticed, but is a definite threat to all East Vancouver women in such parks as Squid Park. Be aware of the Ginger Man aka. The Tale of Sean Tipper. TO BE CONTINUED....
Tale Of Sean Tipper by Black Power Ranger July 5, 2008
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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