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table topper 

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.
(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"
table topper by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008
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table tapper 

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.
"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"
table tapper by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008

Gettysburg Tabletopper 

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.
Gettysburg Tabletopper by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Tablehopper 

Someone who socializes with various groups of people. Usually used in schools from elementary to high school for people who may or may not be social butterflies but is able to be comfortable enough to switch between social groups to experience what you couldn't do in your other groups or your main group. The idea came from the presence of such groups having a usual spot in which that spot is a table and you hop between them.
Paolo hung out with different people during lunch every day making him a tablehopper
Tablehopper by RoyalSoda March 24, 2019

Tale Of Sean Tipper

The tale of Sean Tipper is an urban legend, a so called ginger-giant by the name of Sean Tipper was a sinner. He stole dirty underwear, socks, wallets, money, mp3 players, change, purses, used condoms, paper planes, shots of wisers, shots of vodka, etc... Finally, one late night at Squid Park, he got punished for the committed crimes and The Power Rangers took maters in their own hands. Since then, this wild ginger creature has not yet been noticed, but is a definite threat to all East Vancouver women in such parks as Squid Park. Be aware of the Ginger Man aka. The Tale of Sean Tipper. TO BE CONTINUED....
The Tale of Sean Tipper will go on.
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