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Table Time 

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.
In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.
Table Time by Craig January 12, 2004
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table time 

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Table time is the cost of renting a table in a poolroom, which are rented by the hour and by the number of players. Some rooms may have special rates for weekends or nights.
Table time rates:
$7 per hour single-player.
$1 each add'l. player.
Maximum charge, $10hr.
table time by blah blah December 24, 2004

Table Time 

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.
It's fun.
Table Time by StONY January 25, 2004

Table Time 

When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.
Table Time is not recommended for people who want to keep an relationship. Just warning you
Table Time by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.

Times Tables Rock Stars 

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.
I like Times Tables Rock Stars.
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