Quick! What's another name for thesaurus?!?

Hard isn't it. Allow us to help. We introduce you to the synonymicon.

Hidden and guarded for centuries from the sight of dictionary editors in order to prevent a black hole of recursion from swallowing all intelligent beings, the synonymicon is, unlike a normal grimoire such as the necronomicon, a massive tome containing a single, destructive word of abjuration:

Thesaurus

For centuries this tome has been sought by the dumbest, brazenly visceral intellectuphobes in a bid to return the world to it's basest animal state.

Tyler consulted the synonymicon and I kept getting referred to the thesaurus. If they ever add synonymicon to the thesaurus for the word thesaurus, a cascade trap will capture intellectual minds in a recursive process that eventually starves them of the will to live.

Synonymicon by Jan Drake August 23, 2019

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synonymate

Associate something with something, more commonly referring to oneself.

I don’t care if people synonymate me with The Lorax because we both speak for the trees and our values generally align.

synonymate by charm9777 August 26, 2025

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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