charlemagne's sword

the ol' finger in the butt.

nick: i went Medieval on that chick i took home from the bar last night and gave her a nice charlemagne's sword.
tommy: you always were a renaissance man!!

charlemagne's sword by Bentley's bitches June 13, 2010

Nephi’s Sword 

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

Nephi’s Sword by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Satan's Sword 

A boner

Stop poking me with Satan's Sword

Satan's Sword by Jumanji April 1, 2016

Death's Sword 

Deaths Sword Is a serrated blade with a flat key like form.

Death's Sword

Death's Sword by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

Nephi’s Sword 

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knees to stay sexually pure in the eyes of God (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

Nephi’s Sword by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Nassim's Sword of Social Justice 

Nassim’s Sword of Social Justice (aka D’Sousa’s Razor)

Identified by Nassim Nicholas Taleb in the Medium article: The Merchandising of Virtue" - May 27, 2017

"Kids with rich parents talk about “white privilege” at such privileged colleges as Amherst –but in one instance, one of them could not answer D’Souza’s simple and logical suggestion: ‘Why don’t you go to the registrar’s office and give your privileged spot to a minority student who was next in line?’

Hence the principle:

If your private life conflicts with your intellectual opinion, it cancels your intellectual ideas, not your private life.

and

If your private actions do not generalise then you cannot have general ideas.

This is not strictly about ethics, but information transfer. If a car salesman tries to sell you a Detroit car while driving a Honda, he is signalling that it may have a problem."

The video Taleb is referencing is:
SO SATISFYING: Dinesh D'Souza absolutely shreds SJW over "white privilege" - Young America's Foundation

Published 09 Jun 2018. Recorded at Amherst College.

If you hold an intellectual ideal, but your real world actions do not reflect or enforce this ideal. Then your actions cancel out this ideological stance. You cannot say to the words "I am a vegan" and claim the moral virtue for such an identity, but occasionally eat chicken. The act of eating the chicken cancels out any moral or ideological virtue or superiority claimed by being vegan.

Student: "We have numbers that demonstrate precisely how much wealth was stolen, and that's money that in some way could be given back."

D'Sousa: "You're willing to have social justice with other people's pay, but you're not willing to pay.

So that's the problem. And that's the problem with the progressivism that marches behind social justice, while protecting its own privileges. You know, how you said, we all have to survive, really, you have to be at Amherst to survive?
You don't have to be at Amherst to survive, you have to be at Amherst to benefit.
You have to be at Amherst because you're getting opportunities at this college that many other people are not getting.

So if you say you believe in equal opportunity, you're a hypocrite because you are taking advantage of opportunities unavailable to others. But for you this hypocrisy is fully justified because you are militating on behalf of the poor. But if it's if you're against privilege - this college is privilege. So there's a glaring hypocrisy, and you will never turn your moral mirror on yourself to say, What am I doing about it?

That's my point. For you - society should act before you do - to enforce your moral code.”
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Person A: “I’m a vegan but I occasionally have some chicken.”
Person B: “By the logic of Nassim's Sword of Social Justice - the act of eating the chicken cancels out your vegan claim, regardless of what you say about yourself.”

Nassim's Sword of Social Justice by bewdew December 9, 2023

Ockham's Sword

An even more aggressive form of Ockham's Scythe, wielded specifically to destroy alternative explanations by severing them at the root. Where the scythe cuts away excess, the sword is used in active combat: it strikes at the foundational assumptions of a theory, demanding that they be justified in the simplest possible terms, then declaring victory when they cannot be reduced without distortion. Ockham's sword is a common tool in online debates, where one side attempts to "slay" the opponent's position by demanding absurd levels of parsimony. It values victory over understanding.

Example: "He used Ockham's sword to 'prove' that consciousness was just an illusion: 'Brains have neurons, so mind is just neurons—why add extra complexity?' The sword had cut through everything we know about emergence."

Ockham's Sword by Abzugal May 5, 2026