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swoods

A person, place, or feeling you have when your working a an incredibly terrible job with someone who knows it all
Person 1: Swoods is here...
Person 2: Oh fuck! Swoods!
Person 1: I know!
by Swoodsty January 13, 2010
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SwoogStrat

A well defined and thought out strategy in any first run in a video game that will 95.99% of the time lead to a RIPRun.
OR
A deviation on a standard strategy during a speedrun that will most likely cause the player to reset.
Eswoogi attempted to use SwoogStrat and very predictably, got the game over screen.
by Gherit_ November 6, 2016
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Swood

Californian phrase meaning 'awesome', 'sweet' or 'cool'.
Brett: "Hey Josh, you catch the new JonTron yet?"

Josh: "Yeah man, pretty swood!"

Kat: "Def not for grommets.'
by Brettski89 July 13, 2014
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Swoodilypooper

The mascot for John Green's FIFA team: The Swindontown Swoodilypoopers.

Also a word John's grandmother used that means something akin to "making out"
"The Swindontown Swoodilypoopers are going to win the FIFA Cup."
by k.scribble October 4, 2011
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swood

SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!
by Camwood September 17, 2016
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Swood

The very quintessence of what it means to be sentient in this explosion encompassing all of time and space in which we inhabit; the truest form of approval and adequacy that is able to be conceptualized by the modern human mind.
Swood this, swood that
by Adequate Butt Pirate June 15, 2014
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Swooshman

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl
Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.
by amiland May 2, 2022
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