swizzletits 

an iced cocktail stirred with a swizzle stick

named after small plump often long-tailed oscine birds (family Paridae) of Eurasia and Africa that are related to the chickadees and titmice

“Do you want to go for some Swizzletits cocktails, tonight?”
“Yeah! That sounds awesome! I love those!”

swizzletits by Thisisreallyrealbro77 February 15, 2024

swizzletits 

an iced cocktail stirred with a swizzle stick

named after small plump often long-tailed oscine birds (family Paridae) of Eurasia and Africa that are related to the chickadees and titmice

“Do you want to go for some Swizzletits cocktails, tonight?”
“Yeah! That sounds awesome! I love those!”

swizzletits by Thisisreallyrealbro77 February 15, 2024

Snizzletits 

When someone or something is extremely desirable and awesome.

That piece of ass was fucking snizzletits!

Snizzletits by Iam Chris July 9, 2019

Swizzletimer 

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.

Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.

Swizzletimer by winkle2u August 25, 2010

twizzletits 

1. A girl's whose tits compares to those of a $20 prostitute.
2. A girl who you wouldn't even "feel-up" for $20.
Derives from the word- bitchtits, but due to recent changes in "pimp slang", $20 bitches are now called twizzles. Thus forming twizzletits.

-Hey, I'll give you 20 bucks if you feel up Sally.
-No way that girl has twizzletits!

twizzletits by Josh Attack December 15, 2010

swizzle tits 

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq

I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits

swizzle tits by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008

Shizzlebits 

When the temperature outside is below freezing and you ejaculate onto the face of the victim and because of the temperature the cum freezes before it contacts the victims face.

Damn! It's so cold that i got shizzlebits in my eye.

Shizzlebits by Zac o' shit December 26, 2008