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an iced cocktail stirred with a swizzle stick

named after small plump often long-tailed oscine birds (family Paridae) of Eurasia and Africa that are related to the chickadees and titmice

“Do you want to go for some Swizzletits cocktails, tonight?”
“Yeah! That sounds awesome! I love those!”

swizzletits by Thisisreallyrealbro77 February 15, 2024

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swizzletits

an iced cocktail stirred with a swizzle stick

named after small plump often long-tailed oscine birds (family Paridae) of Eurasia and Africa that are related to the chickadees and titmice

“Do you want to go for some Swizzletits cocktails, tonight?”
“Yeah! That sounds awesome! I love those!”

swizzletits by Thisisreallyrealbro77 February 15, 2024

Related Words

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Snizzletits

When someone or something is extremely desirable and awesome.

That piece of ass was fucking snizzletits!

Snizzletits by Iam Chris July 9, 2019

Swizzletimer

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.

Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.

Swizzletimer by winkle2u August 25, 2010

twizzletits

1. A girl's whose tits compares to those of a $20 prostitute.
2. A girl who you wouldn't even "feel-up" for $20.
Derives from the word- bitchtits, but due to recent changes in "pimp slang", $20 bitches are now called twizzles. Thus forming twizzletits.

-Hey, I'll give you 20 bucks if you feel up Sally.
-No way that girl has twizzletits!

twizzletits by Josh Attack December 15, 2010

swizzle tits

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq

I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits

swizzle tits by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008

Shizzlebits

When the temperature outside is below freezing and you ejaculate onto the face of the victim and because of the temperature the cum freezes before it contacts the victims face.

Damn! It's so cold that i got shizzlebits in my eye.

Shizzlebits by Zac o' shit December 26, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026