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Definitions by Krispee

The Swift 

A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift
The Swift by Krispee September 14, 2010