swertfager

Known best as someone who wears khakis, has car keys and is referred to as cumkis or sir khakleton thumperbottom.

Ashley called khakis a swertfager

by Lady Lanister March 18, 2021

Swatfager

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.

I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.

by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012

swartzfager

A crazy and mental person who will stop at nothing to prove a point.

Wow my girlfriend must be a swartzfager!

by Wtfisgoingon April 22, 2015