swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

by The Vanillist March 03, 2015

Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

Swedish rowboat

When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.

Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.

by The Kentucky Tavern December 07, 2019