swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

swedish rowboat by The Vanillist March 3, 2015

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Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

Swedish Rowboat by BigityBam February 19, 2018

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Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

Swedish rowboat by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

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Swedish rowboat

When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.

Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.

Swedish rowboat by The Kentucky Tavern December 7, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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