Swedish Meatball

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.

"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"

by Xerxikun June 19, 2008

Swedish Meatball

An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.

Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.

Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Swedish Meatball

A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.

Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?

by dream_team_agentzero October 17, 2011

Swedish meatball

When you poop into someones mouth and they proceed to perform fellatio on you.

I invited her over for spaghetti and swedish meatballs...

by McKraut August 23, 2010