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sweater puppets 

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets
He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.
sweater puppets by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009

Sweater Puppets 

That girl's sweater puppets are bouncin'.
Sweater Puppets by jiminycricket April 11, 2007

sweater puppets 

a girl with large breasts that she can flex, bounce, jiggle, etc.
dude that crazy stripper last night could really move those sweater puppets!
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Pee Calculus

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