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the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

swamp crack by the chodfather July 4, 2009

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swamp crack

The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.

Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."

swamp crack by Garleig43 November 14, 2007

Related Words

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swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

swamp crack by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Swamp Cracker

Back woods term that describes a lower class white person. Generally located in the south-western United States.

"That guy thinks he's a redneck, down here they call us swamp crackers".

Swamp Cracker by Mook CCG June 10, 2008

crack stamp

Slang for a ten dollar bill.

Crack Whore: Ill do anything for a crack stamp baby.

Random Guy in Ghetto: Step off, ho. I ain't spendin' money on yo' crack-head ass.

crack stamp by ohsweetjesus200 November 6, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026