swamp crack

the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

by the chodfather July 4, 2009

swamp crack

The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.

Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."

by Garleig43 November 14, 2007

swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Swamp Cracker

Back woods term that describes a lower class white person. Generally located in the south-western United States.

"That guy thinks he's a redneck, down here they call us swamp crackers".

by Mook CCG June 10, 2008

crack stamp

Slang for a ten dollar bill.

Crack Whore: Ill do anything for a crack stamp baby.

Random Guy in Ghetto: Step off, ho. I ain't spendin' money on yo' crack-head ass.

by ohsweetjesus200 November 6, 2011