I think of "salesy" as an adjective for someone who is a cheesy, aggressive and superficial salesperson of whatever product or service they are pitching.
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exhists
you:oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan