by Kid purps March 8, 2012
Get the swagtheist mug.One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.
Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
by Jopa16 October 11, 2013
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by Jayboyee March 2, 2011
Get the Swagmeister mug.One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.
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by TheShunnedSage June 15, 2009
Get the Statheist mug.A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:
1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).
2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).
2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"
April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
by brentionary March 27, 2009
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1.) A person who constantly vacillates between atheism and agnosticism.
2.) A person who can't firmly commit to the atheistic viewpoint.
3.) Any attitude or behavior that seems to waver between the belief in God and the disbelief in God.
1.) A person who constantly vacillates between atheism and agnosticism.
2.) A person who can't firmly commit to the atheistic viewpoint.
3.) Any attitude or behavior that seems to waver between the belief in God and the disbelief in God.
Ethan: So Nate doesn't believe in God, right?
Joe: He's more of a swaytheist, he can never make up his mind.
Joe: He's more of a swaytheist, he can never make up his mind.
by KounterKlockwise January 31, 2010
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Adam: Hey Zack, I'm pretty sure I saw you at church the other day for the Midnight Mass. Whats up with that? I thought you were an atheist!
Zack: Dude, I am an atheist but my mom wouldn't let me stay home!
Adam: Man you are definitely not. You're just a liar and a saytheist.
Zack: Dude, I am an atheist but my mom wouldn't let me stay home!
Adam: Man you are definitely not. You're just a liar and a saytheist.
by winterbabe550 May 9, 2011
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