swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.
Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple
by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011
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Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.
I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!
by Spiderpig12344 June 03, 2011
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