swag

"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"

dude: i got hella swag!!
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O

by bigtittypenishead October 12, 2011

swag

Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.

nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!

by TheSpillerr October 10, 2011

swag

Material stolen, loot, as from a burglary or robbery

"We'll split the swag if you help."
From "Police," a Charlie Chaplin silent movie

by brightwriter December 11, 2013

swag

A stupid, retard excuse used by lame ass thugs and hipsters to justify the bullshit style and fucked up color matching they wear.

Random Guy: Why the hell are you wearing a jean jacket with lime green sweats, an orange plaid shirt, and pink sneakers?

Gay hipster: Cause I have swag. Yolo.

by BobbyJo3 August 22, 2012

swag

apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.

He got a killa swag.

by MIKE fresh August 1, 2006

swag

Swag. Sex with Andrew Garfield. Swag.

“God i really wish i had swag.”
“You are cool don’t worry?”
“Not that kind of swag, Debra. Sex with Andrew Garfield swag.”

by megan x December 24, 2021

swag

So many people think swag is something its not... swag mean Secretly. We. Are. Gay.
so, all lgbtqia+ peeps should start using swag.

Wow thats so swag!

Wait, are you, you know?

yes, of course, swag.

by thegayurbandictionary January 19, 2021