She tells me I'm the father, but I'm a member of the Swab Mob, and I'm very comfortable waiting for the DNA test results.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.
The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.
by drphilsboner October 20, 2008
When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.
by Alcoholic Synonymous August 27, 2011
by Mexican Ron October 14, 2010
by people eat ice cream January 15, 2021
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
by YAWA April 18, 2020
When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...
My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...
by DatOneBlackDude June 19, 2020