When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...
My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...
by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020
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